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UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.58/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


RICHARD SHARPE -


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
then
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion


THANKSGIVING -




LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "hot" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of Hot Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of Hot Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and hot yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut butter, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Thedewd - September 29, 2017, 5:26 am
A seven course gourmet Irish dinner: A boiled potato and six pack of Guinness.
Aurielius - January 23, 2016, 9:22 am
As funny as a NINA sign.
forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!


THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Captfell

dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
Greatness!


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

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Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

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CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland


TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Bam!


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.




FINLAND - The Sparta of WW2


TAGS: finland
Rating: 3.41/5

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LD0ne - December 11, 2009, 8:51 am
great pic.. i believe the strength part is a little over exaggerated on the russian side though
Fredric T - June 27, 2009, 5:51 pm
1 well trained sniper, 1 mountain pass, plenty of ammo and targets equals many dead Russians multiplied by numerous mountain passes equals a shitload of dead Russians And I thought algebra had no use 8-)
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 9:27 pm
i love this pic tooo much


ENGLAND - Our name is England, for we are many. But we aren't bloody Scottish!


TAGS: england
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

alazgr8 - October 23, 2013, 3:13 pm
What do you expect from a country where every young boy dreams of being the queen?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:30 am
...and many people in the UK don't consider it part of Europe!
alohadude3 - July 24, 2010, 12:35 am
calm down There are 5 million people in scotland, thats a suburb in southern California, or a small town in Japan. Get together and maybe you can be Great Britan again.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 1:02 pm
Go call a Brazilian American and see what they say.
DrEdged - July 22, 2010, 1:00 pm
the term "AMERICANS" can technically refer to anybody from either North or South America. At least our ignorance only spans one continent. English- Derp duh derp duh derpity derp.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
That, or people who are joking.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 11:59 am
Only mad dogs & self-aggrandizing Englishmen worry about such things.


ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




THERE CAN BE - only one


TAGS: peacock one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

hmmmm
M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Peacock before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)


HOMELAND SECURITY -




LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you


TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm
Jane, you ignorant slut.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.


ACE VENTURA LANDING -


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
LOL!
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE -


TAGS: cavity search tsa homeland security
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


3 GREAT THINGS -


TAGS: carrier landings
Rating: 4.41/5

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Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:22 pm
5L - but spare a thought for the Russian pilots who add a blizzard to the mix.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:01 pm
Very nice Airman, 5Ls.


2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.




2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.




PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.




G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.




AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."


TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!


TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you fucking wish, ass face! get something original to bitch and moan about


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.


TAGS: jedi g20 england
Rating: 3.43/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
Lift the fence like it is nothing, see the fence flow off the air. think it then do it my young jedi.
hehe - June 1, 2009, 12:40 pm
1st i wat lyt ... then i lol'd
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Made me laugh


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.




POTVIN - SUCKS


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

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mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you


PARRIS ISLAND - The closest thing to Hell.


TAGS: parris island
Rating: 3.82/5

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Brandon L. - February 15, 2010, 11:10 am
"God has hard on for marines"
Zed - December 2, 2009, 3:46 pm
Ooooh...my brain....
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 10:27 am
Yut yut, yut yut yut Devil Dog. Yut yut Oorah, yut yut Semper Fi! Only the Marines will understand that...and are honored to be able to do so!
culos - December 2, 2009, 7:18 am
So nice you've done it twice :-)
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:13 am
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:12 am
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Semper Kill their face! - September 23, 2009, 11:12 am
***** for my place of birth.
Mikeipee - August 27, 2009, 11:55 pm
I couldn't wait to leave PI. I am scarred for life...but in a good way.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:29 pm
Try explaining a poster to Bria.


TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




RANCOR -




THE MOVIE STAR - Why the f*ck would your want to get off an island with her on it!


TAGS: ginger mary ann gilligan gilligan s island tina louise bikini
Rating: 1.38/5

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Sean - August 8, 2011, 4:08 pm
There is no part of Ginger that is any kind of ugly. And nothing associated with or emanating from said Ginger is any "kind of ugly" ... so you take that back!!!!
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:59 pm
Sexy, yes. But secretly, most men really loved Mary-Anne in those little shorts and innocent looks.
Exotisch - August 6, 2011, 1:35 pm
maybe because Ginger was kind of ugly? And life on a desert for years isn't worth sitting around talking with some chick? Also, it's ? not !.
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 10:33 am
I would get her off,on an island


BIKERS IN THE SEA -




EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.


TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck


TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


WHOA NELLY -




GILLIGAN'S ISLAND...OF THE DEAD - Why you shouldn't eat tainted coconuts!




GIANT BUSINESSMEN - The newest additions to Monster Island


TAGS: kaiju monster island godzilla mothra
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 8:22 pm
Mecha VP!
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 8:07 pm
1L i see no funny. Hard pic to work with though.


MUSHROOMS - Do NOT eat the ones on Easter Island!


TAGS: magic mushrooms easter island statues
Rating: 3.39/5

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LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:20 pm
HEY!... Did any of you dumb-dumbs give me gum gum?


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




GUINNESS AND THE QUEEN -


TAGS: guinness ireland queen
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:46 am
I'd kill a leprechaun to get a Guinne55!


POLE DANCING -


TAGS: poland dance
Rating: 4.27/5

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NickDahlmier - March 15, 2017, 6:39 am
Being [paternally] half-Polish, but raised fully-American, I'm glad to see this no-longer done at family weddings. But the singing of "Sto-Lat" by the elder males, however... I rather hear "I Knew the Bride (When She Used To Rock'n'Roll)"-Nick Lowe Style!
Derek - February 9, 2010, 3:56 pm
Heheh, nice one
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Good twist on the challenge. +5


LANDMASTER -




NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''


TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
yes.....
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.


MORE TOUHOU FAN ART -


TAGS: touhou flandre remelia fan art
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Tracker

EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am
Yeesh.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Anime... 1


SWISS EMPIRE - While the world was lulled into complacency by its "neutrality", Switzerland quietly conquered the Czech Republic.


TAGS: swiss empire cnn switzerland czech republic
Rating: 3.29/5

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Knives - October 21, 2009, 3:37 am
The funny thing is the Swiss have been in plenty of wars, their 'neutrality' is like, what? 200 years tops?


THE RABBIT HOLE - Lets see how deep it really goes.


TAGS: alice wonderland rabbit hole
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:27 am
Dude mike she's like 15 if that.
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 3:20 am
Yes, and her pants aren't in Kansas anymore.
Weapon X - August 8, 2009, 10:29 pm
ummm...am I the only one who noticed that it's actually Dorothy? I'm just sayin...
Mikeipee - August 4, 2009, 7:39 am
Banish me then. It would'nt make me no never mind. Besides all that, your judgement is based on how old you THINK she is. It's not rooted in facts. And I have seen the same or worse than what I have posted on Moti & Naughty. Many done by my critics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
Bunnies?
Sean - August 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
Hey TTH, what does the "B" in the actual NAMBLA stand for again?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2009, 9:37 pm
This poster IS inappropriate for a humor site. If this was a NAMBLA site it would be OK. But it's not.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
... worth the possible banishment. Find your see saw an get it level.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
...grossly inappropriate while I laughed maniacally at it,(20595. It's all just a matter of opinion. I can say this, and take it anyway you want, too many tries on the moti & not the naughty side, will probably get you booted. Is the rile factor...
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
Don't go all ACLU on me here, Piss. Comments can be constructive and destructive. While some may be able to see past the image for the Gottfriedesce humor intended, for others this may hit close to home. One of mine was nailed by my friends as being...
Mikeipee - August 3, 2009, 4:25 pm
Like I told someone earlier. If you don't like it, don't comment. But you do like it. Isn't that right BuZZbomb? Like witnessing a fatal car crash, repulsed by the mangled human remains but you can't look away. WIN!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:26 am
k its a little sick of a comment, but still clever. but you have a pic of a girl to young
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 5:59 am
Seems like it's all he does.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
What does mikepiss even do? Just post a bunch of CP posters?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:43 am
I think mikipiss and the Zedophile should get together to start pedofake. Then get arrested and gang raped in prison. A fairytale ending for a couple of sicko's.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
check* Wow.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
Nope.. Hopefully soon, though. Cehck your PMs btw, sent you something about half an hour ago.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:36 am
Hey AK are you a Goderator on the poster side yet?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:35 am
I never go there. too much pedo shit. personally I never thought an attraction to pubescent girls was something to be proud of, but guys like cubby seem to have quite a following. one more thing wrong with anonymity, too easy to be a sicko.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Wow. I hate Mikepiss MORE now. Who knew that was possible?
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:26 am
Have you been over to the naughtypic side, Heap? Mike Piss is working his way to be the next Cubbybear.
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:22 am
PROFIT!? SERIOUSLY, Porc!? HA! I love that episode! It's one of my favorites.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sick mikipiss. This one looks a little to young to joke about.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
PROFIT!
Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:19 pm
???
Agent K - July 27, 2009, 10:06 pm
WTF?? i sense a pedo...


TRADITIONS -


TAGS: hunting on easter egg island
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanx Bud
Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:22 am
Awesome 5L
GaryO - April 8, 2012, 5:52 pm
Thanx Rick…tried my hand at a farsidian theme. Larson could really bring it
Rick69 - April 8, 2012, 5:41 pm
Absolutely loving this... "God, a little help here..." XD


FREEDOM!! -




LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.




SUPERMAN - Where are you now?


TAGS: disturbed land of confusion the guy superman
Rating: 2.67/5

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Lolz - July 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
Genesis - Writers of those lyrics
Cheesy Poofs - June 30, 2009, 1:47 am
when everything's gone wrong somehow...
Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:09 pm
he makes a better superman and would make a kik ass superhero.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:29 am
I have just realised what site I am on... I do know that is the wrong video for my last two comments.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:29 am
On second thoughts, what I should have said was, "He is down with the sickness."
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:28 am
Oh WA AH AH AH!!


CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: blossom tree island volcano rare
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:29 pm
Thanks guys.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:48 am
5 blossoms fried... and fav'd
gas - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm
5 posthumous awards


WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiice!


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN -




TATTOOS -


TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!


DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces


TAGS: ireland funny dry earthquake
Rating: 3.94/5

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Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:51 pm
I heard there were aftershocks. To be sure, to be sure


RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.


TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am
oh like cross country


SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


MAD LOVE - What did he slip into her tea?




BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.


TAGS: landlord pervert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


THRILLSEEKER -




SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise buttsex, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this photo never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am
LOL 5L


STUPID HATS -




HATTER VS. HATTER - The cartoon one is nowhere near as creepy as Depp!




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TAGS: fuck scotland
Rating: 1.96/5

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James - November 5, 2008, 9:39 am
Your maw blows.
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 2:57 pm
I only laughed at Porcelinas' comment. Her comment is the only funny thing on this page.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:38 pm
This poster blows
shog - October 19, 2008, 12:12 pm
so true ^^


BRICK TAMLAND - drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.


TAGS: brick tamland lava lamp
Rating: 1.93/5

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garth - June 26, 2009, 4:25 pm
LOUD NOISES


SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...


TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt gay
Rating: 1.92/5

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Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living shit out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome


THROUGH THE GLASS DARKLY -


TAGS: wonderland alice darkly
Rating: 4.56/5

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FatherTyme - April 9, 2012, 8:47 pm
Whoa...where is this from?! Frighteningly eye opening
BoneCD - April 8, 2012, 8:04 am
Nicely done RL. I see you haven't lost your touch...5L
M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 8:33 am
AH! Now I see what it means... 5 murdering bunnies!
Sho - April 4, 2012, 7:51 am
Poor Sean
Rick69 - April 4, 2012, 4:23 am
Rivetting... Make5 you ponder... In the deeper meaning of Life... And that White Rabbit...


A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


LANDSCAPING -




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar sex face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


OBJECTIVES -


TAGS: strawberry fields of flanders
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm
Genius.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants in military operations - not the movie... but please disregard. The stretching is reaching the break point.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
I'm missing the reference... could be the lack of libations.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
What the mouse is gonna be feeling inside his head in about 3 seconds, give or take...
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! I'll just assume you're too sober, mooooo.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:24 pm
Fog of war?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Might I suggest peanut butter. (Smooth, not chunky... trust me)
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:21 pm
"Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about"... Fog of War, you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Damn...I should have seen that coming. Aggy you Bastard.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:18 pm
Now when you say GF's "cat"....
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
See how I did that? Grounded a funny with personal fact? Isn't it annoying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
Animals are weird that way. TTH's dog loves baby carrots and orange slices but won't eat my GF's cat.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:15 pm
One of my cats eats strawberries, melon, apple... and won't touch meat of any kind.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
That cat so DOES NOT want that freakin' strawberry. I wish the poster had clarified that. It would have been helpful. Jus' sayin' ... don't be hatin'.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:57 pm
5 lions forever!
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row" Thanks, Sean.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
And the tags? You cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:39 pm
Haar this is priceless. My favouritist of yours. Great.


MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...




IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


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